The FeMan is Notorious
The FeMan and the Big J were headed to Cupertino to visit the Big J's parents. Taking advantage
of the opportunity, The FeMan resolved to take a couple of long runs in the hills nearby. Doing the web checkin thing
the day before they were informed, in a cyber sort of way, that they would have to check in with an agent for some
special treatment. Sighing, The FeMan figured they'd been fingered for a luggage search.
Flight day and they checked in with the ticket agent. He asked for their driving licenses and disappeared into a back room. "What's this?"
wondered The FeMan. "Are we about to be victims of identity theft?"
The agent returned shortly with their driving licenses and a letter for The FeMan. Here was irrefutable proof that The FeMan was
notorious! He was a person "...known to pose, or are suspected of posing, a threat to civil aviation or national security."
There it is. proof positive. Ya gotta believe the
TSA. They couldn't be wrong.
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