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The FeMan is Notorious

The FeMan and the Big J were headed to Cupertino to visit the Big J's parents. Taking advantage of the opportunity, The FeMan resolved to take a couple of long runs in the hills nearby. Doing the web checkin thing the day before they were informed, in a cyber sort of way, that they would have to check in with an agent for some special treatment. Sighing, The FeMan figured they'd been fingered for a luggage search.

Flight day and they checked in with the ticket agent. He asked for their driving licenses and disappeared into a back room. "What's this?" wondered The FeMan. "Are we about to be victims of identity theft?"

The agent returned shortly with their driving licenses and a letter for The FeMan. Here was irrefutable proof that The FeMan was notorious! He was a person "...known to pose, or are suspected of posing, a threat to civil aviation or national security."

There it is. proof positive. Ya gotta believe the TSA. They couldn't be wrong.




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